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12:03am September 30, 2014

cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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10:44pm September 29, 2014
10:43pm September 29, 2014

dingdongyouarewrong:

no but do you guys even get how funny gundam tanaka’s name is

it’s like the japanese equivalent of being called ‘megatron jones’

10:37pm September 29, 2014
ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

10:36pm September 29, 2014
koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

10:35pm September 29, 2014

so you know that post from whose line that’s just ‘i will churn thy butter’ ‘send this to your crush with no context’

robokatar just reblogs it:

 

i’m gonna fUCKING PEE HELP ME

10:32pm September 29, 2014

thesylverlining:

agelfeygelach:

importantbirds:

THIS IT.  THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP.  PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE.  ALLOW THE SMALL YELL.  SO GRAND.

TEENY.

SMALL BABY BIRD

8:46pm September 29, 2014
mallius:


what you break is what you getyou own methere’s nothing you can doyou own melucky you 

no gif version! hmm I have a lot of brobot/jake feelings but I can’t draw em out properly :I….

mallius:

what you break is what you get
you own me
there’s nothing you can do
you own me
lucky you 

no gif version! hmm I have a lot of brobot/jake feelings but I can’t draw em out properly :I….

7:15pm September 29, 2014

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

6:37pm September 29, 2014
mastermindalterego:

 ok we’re at the window. what do you want
 i want the burger
 there’s no burger on the menu
 i want the burger
 hinata we’re at taco bell
 quiero una burger
 the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up

mastermindalterego:

image ok we’re at the window. what do you want

image i want the burger

image there’s no burger on the menu

image i want the burger

image hinata we’re at taco bell

image quiero una burger

image the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up

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